The Zombies are Coming!!!

Hello,
My name is Erick. In light of world events I have started preparing for the inevitable zombie apocolypse most of you are probably familiar with. As it is now I don't feel adequately equipped to protect myself, my beautiful wife and pet sugar glider. Please contribute to my fund. The money raised will only be used on essential zombie apocalypse related items to include but not limited to: Ammunition, stores of food and water, self defense classes for the Mrs., and rugged vehicle modifications. Thanks for your time and God bless.