Crazy A** Pageant Mom Legal Defense Fund

It's not that hard to believe!  I'm being sued by a crazy ass pageant mom!  The lawsuit will potentially last 18 months and rack up to somewhere in the neighborhood of $25,000 in legal fees.  Said Crazy Assed Pageant Mom is a WELL KNOWN, HIGH PROFILE nut case who believes her little starlet should show her the money - and this is one of the ways she intends to achieve that goal, by suing her ex-manager (wish I was kidding)! 
I'm a small town talent consultant and manager who helped build the empire in which this psychotic pageant mom now relishes.  Help me reach my goal of raising enough money to fight this nut bag from an level playing field.  A $5 donation is appreciated as much as a $500 donation, but the more you give, the more I will remember you in my memoirs! ;)