Don Orsillo invades the bleachers

Don Orsillo has been inexplicably and unceremoniously stripped of his title as Play-by-Play Announcer of the Boston Red Sox. This man has toed the line better than Walter White could've ever hoped, has made us laugh harder than Britney Spears did in 2007, and is probably the only person in America who can make Jerry Remy smirk. He deserves a Supreme Court-esque tenure in the booth.

Unfortunately, the Dontourage has been forced out of his perceived sanctuary like an overdue turd. While us as fans don't have much say, we can still make an impact.

I am asking for money that will pay for 100 placards of Don Orsillo's face, which will be distributed amongst fans in the bleachers at Fenway prior to the final Sox 2015 home game. One-hundred 12x18 placards on Buildahead.com run for $274.99, not including taxes & shipping fees. Of course, the more that is donated, the more placards we can buy.

I want nothing to do with this money other than to show Don Orsillo the respect he deserves. My name is Cam McCarthy, i can be found on Twitter at @McCahhhty, you can email me at [email redacted]. Scamming anyone is far from being a part of my itinerary.

If you've grown up with the Red Sox and Don Orsillo like I have, please pledge whatever you can to this cause. Let's show Don, those slime balls at NESN, and the entire Red Sox organization that we have a voice too.

Thank you.