Gary's Birthday Underpants Project

A lot of people have been emailing me and messaging me telling me that they want to get in on the new underwear project. I know the goal is a little high for new underwear. I set that number for 4 pair as it gets me free shipping. Actually it gets you free shipping. Seemed selfish for me to ask you to pay for shipping. But if we dont reach that goal, for $38 I can get one pair. I mean you can get me one pair.

FAQs

Is that picture of you in the underpants?
Obviously not. I am looking to get new underpants.

Why don't you just buy your own underpants?
Well obviously I could but people often buy other people presents on their birthday.

Will you think less of me if I don't contribute?
It's hard to believe I could think less of you.

Those seem like expensive underpants?
Yes, but according to Mens Health they are the best underpants in the world.

Is that going to be enough underpants?
Well, it's 4 pair. So technically it's one clean pair, one dirty pair, wearing one pair and a spare. So, yeah.

But what if you go on a trip and have no access to a washing machine?
I suppose I could rinse them in the sink.