The Old Crock's Old Croc

Well, I broke one umbrella and left the other at the university, where some kind person swiped it.  But I am strangely besotted by this one, with the umbrella in the shape of a crocodile's head, and I have a birthday coming up at the end of the month.  So if you were thinking of buying me a birthday gift, please think about contributing a fiver towards this ridiculously expensive umbrella instead please?