Horse News Action News Party Van

Horse News strives to deliver 24/7 high quality content. Lets spread our influence by getting us onto the open road, anywhere, anytime.

Horse News is looking to expand its journalistic opportunities and spread professionalism throughout the country. We plan on taking the office on the road, visiting as many cons as we can throughout the North American Continent. You can expect us at BronyCon and Tampa con with the Party Van this August if funding is completed.

Challenges we might face are:

1. No Money
2. Crashing the van
3. Loosing the van to a roving band of Mexican Mariachi musicians
4. Confiscation by the ATF
5. Confiscation by the DEA
6. Confiscation by presiserp of unitinu Obabo 
7. forgetting where we parked
8. Selling the van for coke and hookers

How we can avoid these issues

1. You give us money
2-8. By being being #Proffessional

*terms and conditions may vary

Stretch goals

$2000 - We actually Get a fucking Van

$2020 - We Spraypaint "Horse-News" on the Side of the Van

$2050 - We give candy to children while in the van

$2100 - We get drunk in the news van

$2600 - We afford the gas and insurance for the news van

$2700 - We install a bed in the back of the van

$2900 - We put a kegerator in the Van

$2901 - We "find" a satellite dish and attach it to the roof of the van

$3000 - We put a soundsystem and a beerpong table in the van

$3100 - We install a stripperpole in the van

$3200 - We hire strippers for the stripperpole

$3500 - We cram the van full of spaghetti and use it for the Nightmare Nights Food Drive in the Fall

$5000 - We buy a motorhome instead

$6000 - We attend EVERY CONVENTION ON THE CONTINTENT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

$10,000 We buy some potato salad and eat in near the van.