Cabbage. It's what's for dinner.

I'm trying to raise money to buy ingredients to create the most kick ass cabbage meals of my life.

Ok,

So $100 may seem like a lot of money for one girl eating cabbage, but I have a serious problem that needs to be addressed. My goal here is to cook and eat enough cabbage to end my addiction forever.

It's super logical and fool proof, I swear. I totally thought this though for longer then 20 seconds.

Thanks for your help!

and loving support and shit

-Rosie
 
Sidenotes;

Cabbage, much like my psyche, is a delicate vegetable that needs condiments to reach maximum fruition and flavor. I will need copious amounts of ranch dressing, along with spices, vegetables, and other delicious cabbage additions.

If after completing my dreams of achieving cabbage induced sickness I STILL crave coleslaw, boiled cabbage and sauerkraut, I vow to actually attend the interventions my friends and family have repeatedly staged, and I have narrowly avoided.
Maybe.