Help Missy Meet The Divine Miss M!

HELP! I've been 'obsessed' with the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, since I was about 7 years old. I first saw her in 'Outrageous Fortune' (blame my mother for letting a 7 year old watch an R-rated movie). I own every album, every movie, memorabilia, shirts, magazines, interviews. books, dolls, and more. I have had the ability to see Bette in concert several times...traveling to Cincinnati, Columbus, Baltimore, Grand Rapids, Las Vegas, and NYC to see her. I've never had the opportunity to meet her, although came very close last year when I saw her in 'I'll Eat You Last' on Broadway.
Bette is going back on tour this year, and offering Meet N Greet tickets, however they cost $1250 each! Holy cow! I'm worried that this might be her last tour, and that this may be my last chance to meet the Divine one in person. So, please please please...help make this dream come true. It has been 25 years in the making...and hopefully that dream can become a reality in 2015!!!! Thank you.

Meet and Greets go on sale on Wednesday, November 19th...so I have less than a week. EEK!