Getting out of the Red

Hello, my name is Steven, and I'm a 27 year old man who's having some trouble. I live with my wife and mother-in-law in Salem, Ma. and times are tough. I can't seem to find any employment, and we're coming down to the point where we are considering some drastic lifestyle changes. My wonderful wife, has been working her hands to the bone for a long time, and we just keep getting deeper and deeper into the "hole" so to speak. So I'm making this. I don't expect people to rally behind this, or see it as a "good cause". It's just me putting my pride aside and asking for help, so that I can continue living happily with my wife. So I offer up some "rewards" for people who can chip in whatever they can, in payment for your kindness. Some are useful, most are silly, and if you really like to pay something different, for something specific, let me know, and I'll try to add it.

That being said, all of these rewards are eligible for you to choose among any of the reward worth a lower price. So if you pay $500, you can choose from all of the previous one's as well, without having to spend any more.

I am dead serious about needing this help, and even if you can't spare some money, I'd greatly appreciate you passing this on to people you know. And maybe, with everyone's help, my wife and I can make it through this, without having to move.

Also. As a "bonus" prize, anyone who can help me working in a job, will be automatically eligible for any of the prizes. I'll owe you, big time, and you're worth all of these prizes, if you can help me become a bread winner again.

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If you'd like more of a certain "reward" or want more silly, or more useful rewards, lemme know. I'll see what I can brainstorm!