<div>(I added the koala to my bikini photos, so nobody can report my fundraiser for nudity like they have done before )
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<div>If you’ve somehow found this fundraiser without already knowing who I am… welcome! You’re about to wonder what the hell you’ve stumbled into.
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<div>I’m Kylie Ochoa… probably best known for accidentally becoming part of cybersecurity history after my ex-husband hacked police websites back in 2012. Somehow, my bikini ended up becoming almost as famous as we did, which honestly wasn’t on my bingo card for life.
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<div>The funniest part?
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<div>My ex-husband and I are actually friends now. I know. It’s weird. I don’t understand it either.
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<div>I originally had a fundraiser running to help get me to DEFCON this year, but I decided to shut it down because I had a much more ridiculous idea…
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<div>Let’s auction off the bikini.
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<div>Yes.
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<div>THAT bikini.
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<div>The one that has somehow become part of cybersecurity folklore.
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<div>The person who donates the most before the fundraiser ends wins it.
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<div>Your options are…
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<div>I’ll sign it.
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<div>I won’t sign it if you’d rather have it exactly as it is.
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<div>If you’d like me to wear it for a few days before I mail it, I’ll happily do that too.
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<div>And if you really want to own an absolutely ridiculous piece of cybersecurity history, I’ll even ask my ex-husband if he’d be willing to sign it as well. If he says yes, that’s entirely up to the winner.
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<div>Now… why am I doing this?
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<div>Because my car has decided it no longer identifies as transportation.
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<div>It’s currently auditioning for the role of “very expensive lawn ornament.”
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<div>I need to rent a car to get to DEFCON, and then rent a minivan for the trip home so I can finally empty my storage unit and get the rest of my life back to Texas.
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<div>Anyone who’s followed me over the last year knows it’s been one disaster after another… but somehow I’m still laughing.
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<div>Probably because if I don’t laugh, I’ll cry… and crying gives me wrinkles.
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<div>DEFCON has always been my happy place. It’s where I get to hug people I only see once a year, catch up with friends from around the world, meet new nerds, and spend a week surrounded by people who think my ADHD is a feature instead of a bug.
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<div>If you’ve laughed at one of my ridiculous Facebook posts…
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<div>If you’ve followed this crazy journey…
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<div>If you’ve ever wanted to own one of the weirdest conversation starters in cybersecurity…
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<div>I’d genuinely appreciate your support.
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<div>Every donation gets me one step closer to Vegas, one step closer to seeing my hacker family again, and one step closer to finally getting everything I own out of storage.
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<div>Thank you for putting up with my chaos, cheering me on, and reminding me why I love this community so much.
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<div>Now… who wants a famous bikini? ❤️
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<div>Love,
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<div>Kylie Ochoa
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<div>P.S. I’m adding the DM I just got from a friend today. I am so honored by his words, it means the world to me
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Erna Neal

Anonymous

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