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 I have a dream.
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 Not a big dream. I'm not asking for a yacht, a Lamborghini, or one of those refrigerators with a television in the door.
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 I just want to become financially stable enough to waste $20.
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 You know the kind of $20 I'm talking about. The $20 you spend on something completely unnecessary and then don't spend the next three days thinking, "Well... that was probably a mistake."
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 I would like to experience that someday.
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 Unfortunately, at the moment, I'm nowhere near that level of reckless financial prosperity.
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 Things have gotten genuinely difficult. I'm trying to get back on my feet, get my transportation situation straightened out so I can work consistently, keep gas in the vehicle, cover basic expenses, and make sure my pets have what they need.
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 So I decided that if I'm going to ask the internet for help, I might as well give everyone something to laugh about while doing it.
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 Therefore:
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 **THE OFFICIAL GOAL IS $20.**
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 If you donate $1, you've financed 5% of my future irresponsible purchase.
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 If twenty people donate $1, I will have achieved something economists previously considered impossible:
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 **Disposable income.**
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 Now for the serious part.
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 I'm not actually planning to blow the money on something stupid.
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 Money raised will go toward the very unfunny things I currently need: transportation expenses, gas so I can work, food and necessities for myself and my animals, and getting some breathing room while I work on becoming financially stable again.
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 If this fundraiser somehow goes beyond $20, that's where the joke gets even better... because every dollar will help me get closer to the day when losing $20 won't feel like a financial emergency.
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 If it raises exactly $20?
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 Mission accomplished.
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 If it raises $50?
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 People clearly didn't read the instructions.
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 If it raises $100?
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 I'm contacting an accountant.
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 If it raises $1,000?
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 I may have dramatically underestimated the internet.
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 And if this ridiculous thing somehow goes completely off the rails, I'll keep posting updates so everyone who contributed can enjoy watching me attempt to comprehend what happened.
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 You absolutely do not have to donate. Sharing this with somebody who could use a laugh helps too.
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 Thanks for reading about my ambitious journey toward becoming...
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 **Rich Enough to Waste $20.**
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Kathleen Richcreek

Anonymous

Help Me Get Rich Enough to Waste $20

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