<div>However much it takes to get him gone and fumigate Ibrox of his “philosophy.”
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>The Problem:
</div>
<div>Russell Martin isn’t a football manager. He’s a cardigan mannequin with a whistle. He’s conned his way into Rangers and now we’re stuck with a Poundland Pep cosplay who thinks passing sideways until the fans lose the will to live is “tactics.”
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>This is a man who has the charisma of a broken printer, the tactical brain of a traffic cone, and the motivational power of a wet sponge. Every time he claps on the touchline, an angel dies and another Celtic fan laughs.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>He’s not building a team he’s dismantling a football club.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>What We’re Funding:
</div>
<div>A one-way ferry ticket to anywhere that isn’t Glasgow.
</div>
<div>A bin bag to collect what’s left of his “ideas.”
</div>
<div>A hazmat crew to scrub Ibrox clean of his sideways football virus.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Why Donate?
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Because if Russell Martin stays:
</div>
<div>Rangers will never win a trophy again.
</div>
<div>Celtic fans will have memes for decades.
</div>
<div>The word “philosophy” will be banned in Glasgow.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Keeping him is footballing suicide. He’s Caixinha without the comedy value, Gerrard without the glory, and McInnes without the self-awareness to say no.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Donation Rewards:
</div>
<div>£1: Buys him a map so he finally finds his way out of Ibrox.
</div>
<div>£10: A gag to stop him saying “process” ever again.
</div>
<div>£20: A trophy with “Participation Award” engraved — the only silverware he’ll ever touch.
</div>
<div>£50: A cattle prod for when he dares clap another sideways pass.
</div>
<div>£100: You get to personally change the locks at Auchenhowie while he’s still inside.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Stretch Goals:
</div>
<div>£500: A statue of him outside Celtic Park labelled: “The Best Signing Celtic Never Made.”
</div>
<div>£1,000: Rename the Ibrox toilets the Russell Martin Suite, because everything he does belongs in the pan.
</div>
<div>£5,000: Launch him into space with his “philosophy” so no club on Earth suffers this again.
</div>
<div><br />
</div>
<div>Final Word:
</div>
<div>Russell Martin is not a manager. He’s a fraud in a cardigan, a catastrophe in a dugout, and the worst thing to happen to Rangers since liquidation. Donate now, end the nightmare, and send this fraud packing before he destroys us completely.
</div>

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