Send VIVA LA DERBY! to TGSS.

VLD and TGSS belong together like McAdams and Gosling (Notebook reference).

We talk derby.  We want to talk derby at the biggest event in Australian Roller Derby history and give it all back to the derby community that we love so dearly but unfortunately, the life of a humble derby podcaster doesn't pay a lot of bills. That's where you come in.  We need your help. And by help we mean currency. But we're not the begging type, we're givers, so we're not just going to part you and your hard earned cash; we're going to give back a little summin' summin' as a sign of our thanks for you making it rain. Here's what's on the menu:

NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR REWARD, DO NOT DONATE ANONYMOUSLY. 

1. Everyone will get unrivaled coverage of all the goings on at The Great Southern Slam including, but not limited to scores, interviews with big derby names, keen strategy analysis, behind the scenes shenanigans, and a tonne of laughs and guffaws.  We're planning on releasing a daily podcast every day of the tournament. Pretty impressive right?

2. Video footage from the trip.  That's right.  We're going to break the audio wall and actually film some stuff.  Some may see this as punishment, so if that's you, ignore this one. 

3. Everyone who donates gets our undying love and gratitude.

4. Everyone who donates will get a shout out on an episode of VIVA LA DERBY!

5. Donate $5, and you are So Dope!  For being So Dope! you get access to a super exclusive podcast that will only be available to people who donate.  We haven't recorded it yet, but we're gonna make it pretty special.

6. Donate $5 and be So Dope! and you'll also get 1 entry to receive a totally FREE pair of Sure-Grip Rebels Quad Skates courtesy of our good friend Wayne from Derby Skates.

7. Donate $20 and you're Super Dope!  If you're Super Dope! you'll get the super exclusive podcast and 10 entries to grab the skates from Derby Skates.

8. Up it to $50 and be Mega Dope!. Then we're upping it too.  Mega Dope! supporters get 50 entries for the skates. Do the maths here people.  50 entries means a pretty good shot at winning.

9. $100 means you're Ultra Dope!  Ultra dope means you get all of the above and then some.  You get to be a guest host on a future episode of Australia's most beloved Derby podcast; VIVA LA DERBY!

10. $150 = Crazy Dope!  For Crazy Dope! you'll get 50 entries and we will do a Super Fun Happy Time with your derby league!  A whole episode of VLD Super Fun Happy Time will spotlight your league to all of Australia.  If you're close enough, we'll visit, otherwise we'll skype, but either way, it's all about you and your league!

11. Go to $200 and that makes you Straight Dope!  For straight dope you get naming rights for an episode of VIVA LA DERBY!  So, your episode of VLD will be brought to you by "your name here".  That also means being named in all of the pimping we do for that episode.  Our 1000 likes on FB, our website, twitter, everywhere.  Because you are Straight Dope! Because of our relationship with derbyskates.com.au naming rights is not available to skate shops.

Want to give more?  We'll come up with something pretty freaking special.

So, that's it.   Please, be generous.  Remember folks,  karma says you'll probably get it back anyway and it will help us out immensely.

We want to give you all the good stuff from The Great Southern Slam but we can't do it alone. 

Thank you.  For anything and everything.  

You're the best.

Big Kahuna, De-Nominator, Mic Riot

VIVA LA DERBY!

NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR REWARD, DO NOT DONATE ANONYMOUSLY.