TS Cindy Henny Fund (Satirical)

ayy yall already know me so i guess i aint needa say too much but anyway yall know i like to have a good time an shit specially since tropical storms like me got short life expectancies, so if yall wanna contribute to my hennessy fund dat would be lit, i also might use a lil of da money fo taco bell when i come through, i aint gonna lie

aight i is ramblin now so ima dip, thanks yall
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(In accordance with go fund me policy, my name is Connor and I am the mastetmind behind the TS Cindy facebook page.  I started the page to poke fun at a serious situation. Funds will go towards any damages the storm may bring, as well as for the ungoing renovation of my familys home which was flooded in the Great Flood of 2016 here in south Louisiana, as were many of you. This money will additionally be put to buying the materiald necessary to protect our home from any future storms, as we have found that we were vastly unprepared for the flood as well as TS Cindy. Funds will be withdrawn and depostied into a personal account of my mother, Wanda Walls for uses listed above once the campaign and fun is over. Thank you and God Bless, or as Cindy would say, Gawd Bless.