Thomas needs an Xbox ONE AND SALMON

So after graduating college all my friends and I went in seperate directions. We're all over the country now and we never see each other anymore. They all went and got Xbox ONEs and now play together but I went off and got married and got a lot of bills so I have been unable to afford the next generation console. ALSO I can not tell you how much I LOVE SALMON. I eat it as often as I can!!! But salmon is expensive sometimes. Please help me reconnect with my college buddies and enjoy my love for salmon by funding me so I can get a next gen console and get online to play games with my friends and eat delicious SALMON!  P.S. I am asking for $500 because they take 5%-8% of your donations and I want the Xbone with da camera. Plus I gotta buy Gold Online and the games. And all dat salmon!

Stretch Goals:

$250 - I can't get an Xbone yet here but I can get a LOT of Salmon!!! :) I will video myself eating a delicious salmon dinner!

$350 - I can buy the Xbone without the camera. That will still allow me to game with my friends across the US and I could eat a nice salmon dinner! I will video myself opening my new xbone and eating salmon while gaming!

$500  - I can get the xbone with the camera! I will make a video of me playing the system and eating a delicious salmon dinner and I will stream on Twitch while I play and eat SALMON!

$750 - All of the above and I will create and host a youtube channel about cooking salmon!!

$1000 - All of the above and I will hold a free gaming night event for the homeless and give out salmon at a local soup kitchen!!!

By the way here is my GamerTag: ThomasJeff4s0n - add me and we can game!

MAJOR Thank you's to my gamer friends:
GeorgeWashing10
GeneralPat10