The Missile Missed

Somebody "accidently" typed into their system a missile was coming to kill me. I might live in paradise but I need a couple days days away from this place. Help buy me a plane ticket to run away for a week to recoup.  Flying home to TEXAS where I know nobody is going to bomb me because it is the most AMERICA place in the WORLD! Texas... where freedom comes from. Where we have guns and barbeque.  If you are not feeling safe then hell, get your own plane ticket and come hang out with us Texans with our pet eagles, AR15'S, and V8 mud trucks. We will make you a plate of brisket and have you a couch to sleep on.  I Love You AMERICA!