Hydrox® for President!
Donazione protetta
The nation’s first chocolate sandwich cookie, Hydrox®, has decided to run for president of the United States of America!
Hydrox® has been made in the USA for over 100 years and is committed to creating American jobs! "With my competitor Señor Oreo® (the knockoff cookie) moving to Mexico," Hydrox® Cookie promises "I will always be made in America and I am running on a platform that guarantees; Real Sugar, darker chocolate, crunchier cookie, a filling that isn't too sweet, and a product free of trans-fats."
Being chosen to represent The National Cookie Party™
is only the first step. With YOUR support we will succeed!
We sincerely thank you, the American people, for making Hydrox® great again.
Hydrox®, a better cookie for a better America!
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(All proceeds will goto KaBOOM! - Building better, safer playgrounds)
Hydrox® has been made in the USA for over 100 years and is committed to creating American jobs! "With my competitor Señor Oreo® (the knockoff cookie) moving to Mexico," Hydrox® Cookie promises "I will always be made in America and I am running on a platform that guarantees; Real Sugar, darker chocolate, crunchier cookie, a filling that isn't too sweet, and a product free of trans-fats."
Being chosen to represent The National Cookie Party™
is only the first step. With YOUR support we will succeed!
We sincerely thank you, the American people, for making Hydrox® great again.
Hydrox®, a better cookie for a better America!
_________________________________________________
(All proceeds will goto KaBOOM! - Building better, safer playgrounds)
Organizzatore
Cody Sheean
Organizzatore
