I Need To Summon A Demon
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The Goal - Hi, I'm Hal Thompson and my dream is to summon a demon so I can unleash fire and devastation upon our land. Then I can rule over the smoking ashes of civilization.
The Benefits - They are fairly obvious. With I, Hal Thompson, as Ultimate Overlord I can sit upon the Throne of Souls and command everything I see. This would be a good deal for me.
Difficulties - Summoning a demon is suprisingly expensive. You need a large number of goats, a magical summoning chamber, a number of different colored powders, ancient accurséd spellbooks, and enchanted artifacts hidden in pyramids and underground temples. Will you help me achieve my dream?
Timeline - I need these funds immediately. There is only a short window in which the demon I am hoping to bring forth, Scrahmfaht The Insensitive, can be summoned from this particular level of hell due to the alignment of the stars with my basement floor.
My Pledge To You - Your support is very important in my efforts to bring this incredible source of evil into our world. You have my solemn pledge to lay waste to as much of civilization as possible once the demon is successfully brought forth from the harrowing depths. Not only am I an expert, but I have several pounds of ham in my possession as we speak. This is how you know I am trustworthy.
A Special Bonus - I am very grateful for anything you can give to help me bring this monstrous hellbeast into our realm and bring about end times. And if I meet my goal, I will also create 4 - 5 new episodes of my comedy series "Hal Thompson: Complete Idiot." Here is an episode, in case you are not familiar with my adventures:
The Benefits - They are fairly obvious. With I, Hal Thompson, as Ultimate Overlord I can sit upon the Throne of Souls and command everything I see. This would be a good deal for me.
Difficulties - Summoning a demon is suprisingly expensive. You need a large number of goats, a magical summoning chamber, a number of different colored powders, ancient accurséd spellbooks, and enchanted artifacts hidden in pyramids and underground temples. Will you help me achieve my dream?
Timeline - I need these funds immediately. There is only a short window in which the demon I am hoping to bring forth, Scrahmfaht The Insensitive, can be summoned from this particular level of hell due to the alignment of the stars with my basement floor.
My Pledge To You - Your support is very important in my efforts to bring this incredible source of evil into our world. You have my solemn pledge to lay waste to as much of civilization as possible once the demon is successfully brought forth from the harrowing depths. Not only am I an expert, but I have several pounds of ham in my possession as we speak. This is how you know I am trustworthy.
A Special Bonus - I am very grateful for anything you can give to help me bring this monstrous hellbeast into our realm and bring about end times. And if I meet my goal, I will also create 4 - 5 new episodes of my comedy series "Hal Thompson: Complete Idiot." Here is an episode, in case you are not familiar with my adventures:
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Hal Thompson
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Madison, WI
