Greetings from The S***Hole

Help us show Washington just how shitty Haiti is

Recently the nation of Haiti has become the subject of headline news. And we couldn’t think of a less shitty time to take this newfound buzz and use it to showcase all the shitty beauty and culture Haiti has to offer. So we’re asking for your contribution to purchase media placements in the Washington D.C. area that proudly show off Haiti’s shitty landscape, totally shitty people, and year-round shitty weather. Take a look at some of the campaign execution below

And remember, no donation is too shitty. It'll take every penny to make this shit happen. So thank you all in advance. Haiti needs this shit now more than ever. 


With $3,000, we can have one billboard on the insterstate


With $15,000, we can have one billboard up downtown.

With $20,000, we'll have one billboard + some transit ads

With $35,000, we'll have 2 billboards + some transit ads

With $40,000, we'll have all of the above + some ads in a DC mall 

With $200,000, we'll have all of the above
+ a half page insertion of our letter in the New York Times. (yes a shithole half page insertion in the NYT is very expensive…)

With $500,000+, we'll have all of the above
and will invest the rest of the money in tourism projects and infrastructure.

*This campaign is not a Haitian government initiative, nor expresses the views of Jean Rene Faustin. It is the initiative of Parkour Studio , a shitty ad agency in Haiti.


Photo Credit: Verdy Verna