Rapping about being a millionaire

I'm a rapper who has touched on all elements of the struggle and hustle in his music, hailing from the hood and overcoming adversity. I now feel that I am artistically, at the stage where I should be bragging about how rich I am. The only problem is, I'm not rich. With your help, I can raise 1 million pounds so I can start recording some authentic rhymes about being a millionaire. I won't spend any of the money at first. My first few rhymes will be about the very fact I am wealthy, and of course I will make sure I actually have a million pounds when I declare myself a millionaire on wax. Soon after however, I will begin to spend this money on hedonistic pursuits which I will detail via hip hop music so you can all live vicariously through me.