Fund my Poop

I have noticed a major increase in ridiculous gofundme causes. I thought why not call it like it is, cut to the chase, and ask everyone to simply fund my $h!t. This is being done in the spirit of humor, but should anyone actually donate I will drop one deuce for chairty, and donate a portion of the proceeds to purchase colostomy equipment for children. After of course buying extra charmin ultra soft for my diddly-hole.
Thank You,
Joe