Pay Randy Orton to Leave Wrestling

$1.0M goal

Campaign created 8 months ago
I can't stand Randy Orton.  Bottom line, he's my least favourite wrestler in WWE. Possibly my least favourite wrestler ever... of all time... in any promotion. 

He's boring in the ring, on the mic, and probably in real life too. I've never been entertained by any of his matches.  I fast forward his matches and TV segments (interestingly, fast forwarding his matches makes them play as if they were normal speed for anyone else). I mute him when he's talking. You get the picture, I just want him gone from wrestling.

I know there are others out there. Who think that rKo is nFg (no F***ing good). 

I think that if we were to pay Randy Orton $1 million, that might be enough for him to retire. Permanently retire from wrestling, and promise contractually to never come back. To never appear on WWE or any other wrestling programming for the rest of his life.  

I haven't spoken to Randy about this.  But for all his faults, he's probably smart enough to take the money and run. 

So help me help wrestling get better. Help me make it worth Randy's while to retire and never come back. You'll thank me for it.
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$1.0M goal

Campaign created 8 months ago
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