Super Computer for Dr. Lott

€41 goal

Campaign created 12 months ago
The Crime Prevention Research Center, headed by Dr. John R. Lott, located in Colorado, U.S.A. is facing a major problem in their research abilities. With no funding from the N.R.A. they are forced to calculate their statistics using only the most rudamentary methods and are constantly overwhelmed with the mass of highly complicated mathmatical, statistical and analytical data in the field of gun crime in the U.S.A.
Gun violence in the U.S. is of astronomical proportions in comparisson with the rest of the western world and needs ongoing comprohensive anaylsist of why this should not be a reason to advocate for logical gun control.
Dr. Lott and his academic center are faced with an onslaught of facts on gun violence that every day plagues the U.S.A. and it is constantly becoming harder to justify doing nothing to prevent this mass daily violence.
Dr. Lott is constantly dumbfounded with highly complex statistical equations such as: addition of whole numbers and division of real numbers. On top of that he has to hand select the data to make it easy for every day people to understand. 
This, of course, usually leads to a plethora of mistakes that lead to false conclusions and assumptions about gun violence in the U.S.A. Therefore, it is our opinion that this is of utmost importance to help Dr. Lott and his research center out with a new state of the art super computer to assist them in the highly complex calculations needed to inform the U.S. public of how gun control simply does not work.
That is why we are asking for your help in this urgent matter!
We have choosen a top of the line Everplus super computer system with large display as an ideal system to help in Dr. Lott´s important work. It has 12 digits and is useful for large calculations. It is also solar charged with back up battery, which is important because Dr. Lott is very busy appearing on networks such as Fox News, Breitbart and N.R.A. conventions. This means he works often long into the nights when no light is available and needs the super computer even then. Furthermore, it is easy to carry so he can take it with him everywhere when he is traveling. It is also made of new durable materials to withstand him slamming it onto ground when he gets a result he does not like. It has an ergonomic design with comfortable buttons, wide keyboard, raised keys and increased pressure sensitivity, practically yoga for staticians to help sooth him in stressful periods of the week when another mass shooting happens somewhere in the U.S. 
The cost of this super computer is $7.99. However, we have to factor in the cost of "Express" shipping and instruction manual for this highly complex system. We choose express shipping because of the high number of shootings on a daily basis and who knows how soon it might be before things like bans on: bump-stocks, assault weapons, guns for the mentally ill,  guns for domestic abusers, or even worse things like universal background checks, or other things creep into the electoriat´s consciousness.
This cause is of ut-most importance to all concerned citizens out there and the sooner we can raise these funds the better Dr. Lott can convince us all there is nothing we can do to stop the onslaught of violence from guns with the exception, of course, of the proven "thoughts and prayers" theory.
If everyone gave just $0.01, we could easily reach our goal in only 3 mass shootings time! Please help Dr. Lott´s important work at the Crime Prevention Research Center.
If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!!!
Here are also the details of this extensive super computer system:
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Dr. Lott apparantly makes another calculating error! We are considering if maybe we should also include an elementary English grammer book to help him navigate through the complexities of the English language. Who knew that one negative could change the context of an argument to the exact opposite of what is true?!?
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It is getting serious people! Dr. Lott is recieving ever more scrutiny as more people dicover his sloppy work. He is over burdened and needs help in disinforming us all. Please help if you can!!! https://www.cato.org/blog/fatal-flaw-john-r-lott-jrs-study-illegal-immigrant-crime-arizona
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Great news! Dr. Lott is very much anticipating his new state of the art super computer and has even allowed me to add this GoFundMe campaign to the Crime Prevention Research Center´s page! We are so excited about this and please, please (!!!) help us to reach our goal and share this!
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