Need help getting in to the Army

Hello my name is Robert and i would love to join the Army to  serve my  Country and family! But I need a little help doing so.  I just recent got layed off and will be starting my new job full time at  LUM but a serious pay cut! i was making 15.50 but Ill be starting at 11.50. Id like to get in to the Army as soon as I can! I just got my gages  sawn up and that costed me 1,200 and i still need to pay off 200 on the 20th of this month and have no way to pay it sence i dont start my new job till two weeks from now. And then I need to get my Wrist tattoos removed and I think ill only need one lazer treatment for that so its light  enough to color in with skin color ink and I will only need 3 to four ink  sessions. Id really like all your guys help for X-mess so i can at least get the stuff i need done to help me and my family and the  Country we live in. :) Thank you feel free to message me.