Mr. Ryan's Cardboard Cut-Out

It all started with a dream, a dream that involved me getting a cardboard cutout of myself. Getting this will improve my own life as well as the students that I teach. This will serve as a conversation piece during parent teacher conferences and  a motivational tool while learning about sad topics, such as the Great Depression and World War II, among other topics. The funds will be put towards a cardboard cutout of myself that talks! If it is possible I would like the funds as soon as possible. But any amount that you can give helps. If I reach my goal myself and my students will be ecstatic. I am the most involved and self proclaimed funniest teacher at school. Trust me, I am funny. Really, really funny. And at school if I am absent I can have it tell a few jokes so the kids won't forget just how funny I am. Thank you so much for reading this and helping make my dream come true. If you happen to have come across this and not be inspired to donate, you can cash me ousside how bow dat?