Motha Caldwell needs your HELP!
Aren't you tired of seeing our beloved Motha Caldwell pictures in the infamous blue suit. It's a new year and it's time for a new photo shoot for Motha! Andrew Caldwell needs your help, a little can go a long way. If we can't raise the funds for a new photo shoot, somebody can bring him down to the Sears and we can get a couple headshots. Motha is also in need of some furniture for his apartment he calls a condo, the echoes from his empty place is starting to be overbearing and a distraction when he goes live. Motha also needs a new barber, and speech therapy classes. Motha's fur barely made it through the winter of 2016 and I doubt will be able to see the winter of 2017 without getting its rabies shots. Motha also needs to attend summer camp with the Boys Scouts so he can work on his mannerisms. Motha is in need of a legit management team, someone who actually has a pulse, a new graphic designer for his tired website that was made on an IBM computer. I've saved the most important for last, Motha Caldwell needs to pay Kordell $3 million and since backpage is shut down, Motha will need all the help he can get raising those funds. Thanks in advance, and as Motha would say "I stay prayed up that gives me bows".
Does monopoly money count?
What's the other 2 million for, you only owe Kordell 3 million. You saving up for the next person your going to be lying about?