Help Virgil become the $1000000 Man
I am Virgl's manager at Arby's & I am very upset he is using company time to beg people for money. Especially when we had a discussion with him this past week about his time management & inability to salt curley fries properly. Not mention the cases of melted cheese that have come up missing. Virgil, million dollar belts and dropping Brutus Beefcake's name to customers doesn't do shit. They just want to know why you didn't put Arby's sauce in the bag. GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU WILL HEAR "YOU'RE FIRED!" coming from me & not Vince.
Hey, remember that time you came to a show I was running in Davie in 2002. The main event was Dusty Rhodes vs. Kevin Sullivan vs. Abdullah the Butcher vs. Terry Funk. We had sold over 3000 tickets and had a crowd of of over 4000 with comps. You showed up and I allowed you to have a table and sell and sign your photos ... BUT then I had you thrown out because you were bad mouthing the show to my partner's parents .... THAT WAS AWESOME!
I need my anus bleached, and since you're obviously out of work, I'm gonna need you to hop on down to Sally's House Of Anal Bleach and pick some up. You may be asking, "why does this crazy white boy need his balloon knot to be pretty?" Well that's because I'm an ass model. I thought you might need this gig since youre obviously knowledgeable about assholes. I know you prob had a lot of tender locker room moments when you were actually allowed in a real wrestling locker room, but my ass is not the place for that. Just clean up my turd cutter and leave.
I saw Virgil about 15 years ago at the Tropicana in Atlantic City. He was hanging around a blackjack table. I went up to him and asked for an autograph, which he rudely declined. I think it was shortly after WCW folded. Fast forward to a month ago, at PWS, where Virgil, looking destitute, was charging people to touch the Million Dollar belt. I wouldn't give a dime to this guy. I'd rather help a guy like Kamala who actually gave back to the business.