King Gizzard Tickets are Expensive!
Donation protected
So here's the deal, I want to see Australian psychedelic freakout masters King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Yes, I know, it's a super dumb name, but hey you don't see me winning any freaking Pullitzer Prizes either, so who am I to judge?
Only problem is these lizard dudes want $60 to see them at the Roseland this August. I can't afford that, I'm just a humble rock salesman! Sure sales of rocks are brisk, but not $60 to see some stoned (see what I did there?) teenagers pretend to be Strawberry Alarm Clock brisk.
That's where you come in! Yes, you, can help me go see what will clearly be a life changing show and help me continue to live my lifestyle of "yeah I'm a middle aged guy now but that doesn't mean I can't act like a teenager as often as possible" that is my personal trademark.
So maybe a buck or two? You'll have my undying devotion and maybe I'll even buy you a drink the next time I see you. I mean probably not, but you never know! Thanks!
Only problem is these lizard dudes want $60 to see them at the Roseland this August. I can't afford that, I'm just a humble rock salesman! Sure sales of rocks are brisk, but not $60 to see some stoned (see what I did there?) teenagers pretend to be Strawberry Alarm Clock brisk.
That's where you come in! Yes, you, can help me go see what will clearly be a life changing show and help me continue to live my lifestyle of "yeah I'm a middle aged guy now but that doesn't mean I can't act like a teenager as often as possible" that is my personal trademark.
So maybe a buck or two? You'll have my undying devotion and maybe I'll even buy you a drink the next time I see you. I mean probably not, but you never know! Thanks!
Organizer
Jason Hicks
Organizer
Portland, OR
