Help Nathan Pay His Parking Tickets

Hi everyone. Nathan here. The corrupt institution known as the University of Massachusetts Amherst is charging me an UNGODLY amount of money JUST for parking in spots I am technically "not allowed to park in".  Oh, I'm sorry, does my family NOT pay you enough already???  They are seeking $140 from me to pay off TWO parking tickets. $70 each for parking at a school I already pay to be a student at. Well I'm sorry UMass, but its either I pay you, or pay off my credit card bill, it can't be both. I hope you kind readers will take pity in my plight, and find it in your heart to donate to my desperate cause. Every cent counts. Thank you in advance for spreading warmth and joy this holiday season.