Help Mom/Grandma/Donna

Hello! As many of you know Mom (Grandma, Donna) gave us a bit of a scare last weekend! First, with a little (ish) health emergeny and then by the discovery of bed bugs in her home.

First, a little information about bed bugs - anybody can get them! Wikipedia says 'Infestation is rarely due to lack of hygiene.'   My kids had head lice on and off for about ten years. Things happen.

It just happens, because, you know...sh*t happens..

We'd like to offer an early Christmas present to Mom(Grandma, Donna), and get those little monsters removed! 

The estimate is 2600 dollars (2300 euros); Gary and I are both giving 200 dollars and we are soooo hoping for your help with the rest.

We would like to do this as quickly as possible, so could you please make a gift by the end of the month? Pleeeassee..

Remember this counts as your Christmas gift,
your good-deed-for-the-year,
and -I can't promise this- but I can probably get George Clooney to come to your home to thank you personnally. (For all gifts over 50 dollars.)

(Any extra money collected will be used to put Mom in a nice hotel for the 3 days it takes to clean the house.)