Help Jim Jesus become a wineo

$2,000 goal

Campaign created 23 days ago
Jim Alexander IV  LAS VEGAS, NV

I have taken alcohol tastings very seriously, as it not only heals the emotional and mental states of boredom, but also heals physical ailments, such as virginity. Wine, an ingenious brew normally mixed with one or more grape varietals and yeast has become my main interest.

My purpose in life is to help make this beverage more accessible while still preserving the precious vines. I have the upmost respect for fermented goods, and I am on my journey of becoming a sommelier. Due to the recent popularity and interest of this drink, prices have soared and I am in need of $2,000 to pay for a 3 month wine bender.

Any money going towards this cause will help to liquor-up so many others in the future. My plan is to build a donation-based winery so the tonic is easily accessible to people who wish to cure their bad dance moves in a more natural way. Sommelierism is not an easy journey. It is the most challenging decision I have ever made, but my commitment to helping others steer away from the swill and 5 buck chuck, and truly ENJOY themselves has become my biggest priority.

If you can donate, you not only help me, but you help so many others heal from sobriety and existential fear, and maybe you'd even consider this type of healing yourself!

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Campaign created 23 days ago
Created April 1, 2017
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