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Help Buy Morrissey a Sweater

$200 goal

Campaign created 3 months ago
Are you truly disappointed with Morrisey's lack of regard? Well you're not alone, because we also hate it when our friends become successful and disregard their fans. If you have ever been duped by this charlatan performer (cancelled or "rescheduled") then you know what we feel. Funds raised at this campaign will be in an effort to thwart any attempts by Mozz to cancel a show due to low temperatures, by purchasing an organic, cotton,  cruelty free, frankly vulgar, red pullover sweater, shipped to any address we can confirm may actually reach him.  We are also happy to hold onto it until his upcoming “rescheduled/postponed” show in beautiful Paso Robles California as he clearly didn't have a stitch to wear...I'm so sorry and  so very sickened by your lack of wardrobe Stephen but don't Panic as this will never happen again on our watch.

Additionally, 100% of ALL OTHER PROCEEDS from this campaign will be donated to Woods Humane Animal Shelter (25%; non pit down facility), a warming shelter non profit of California  (50%; suggestions welcome!!!) and the Cal Poly San Luis Obispo Cat/Feline Rescue (25%). Let's channel this negative experience together and do something good for humanity. Clearly Morrissey needs a heater too, however we'd rather see these funds make their way to people and animals that really need them. All you get Moz is a sweater this time...lest we forget the amount of money, time and resources your fans exhaust to see you perform. Have a conscience bruh.  Well I wonder if you'll think about this next time you decide to cancel another show because  this November California cold clearly Spawned a Monster. Eskimo Blood in your veins, yeah right!

****OK..so disclaimer...100% of any moneys generated through this campaign will NOT be gong to Morrissey ..that fetid whingebag can afford his own sweater. Any and all money collected will go to helping people and animals in need during these upcoming, cold, winter months...guaranteed!
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OK..so disclaimer...100% of any moneys generated through this campaign will NOT be gong to Morrissey ..that fetid whingebag can afford his own sweater. Any and all money collected will go to helping people and animals in need during these upcoming, cold, winter months...guaranteed!
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Morrissey needs a sweater. Can you help?
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$200 goal

Campaign created 3 months ago
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