Get Dave to Portland

This is Dave. Dave was going to Portland for a crazy, insane, silly, cyclist inspired, n64 Mario kart battle-esq, chariot style free for all called #chariotwars. Then, Dave's car broke down with all his gear and now he's stuck somewhere between Minneapolis and Portland. Will you help his dreams come true?
Alright Dave has given or gifted or flat out paid for more beers than any of us can count. He's had some serious car trouble and either has to call the chariot Wars journey quits or maybe we can help him get there. There are probably more than those two options but hey, let's not overthink this. Send Dave $5 and you know it'll help in some way, whether it's $5 towards fixing his car or $5 of ice to keep his beers cold. It's worth it. #getdavetoportland