I Also Will Not Cater a Gay Wedding
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I, as a non-practicing Jewish woman from this great Midwest region of the great United States, also will not cater a gay wedding. On the heels of Walkerton, IN's Memories Pizza, I would like to state my religious right to not be involved in the nuptials of a same-sex couple.
Memories Pizza took a stand for their rights: to not offer their small town brand of marital pizza to homosexual lifemates. And people across the country responded, sacrificing their nightly case of Blatz or week's worth of hood bleach to salvage the livelihood of these struggling business owners--to the tune of nearly $850,000.
This is why I would also like to throw my hat in the ring of not catering gay pizza weddings. That said, I do not have the facilities to cater a gay pizza wedding. I do not have the necessary tools such as gay pizza cutters, gay ovens, or gay bread flour. I do not have a gay pizza restaurant nor any pizza ingredients, be they hetero- or homosexual (or anything in between, like fresh mozzarella--that stuff just can NOT be labeled, am I right?).
This is really an unfortunate scenario for everyone involved, be they gay, Christian, or simply a fan of independently run pizza establishments with gay and Christian paraphernalia as decorations. Why is it unfortunate, you ask? Well, it turns out that I am a great cook. I've even made a few pizzas in my life. None of them have turned out gay, so far, but here's hoping.
Were the opportunity to arise where I could make close to a million dollars from like-minded individuals in order to cater a gay pizza wedding, I would certainly consider it. In fact, I even have a gay pizza menu already prepared:
If I reach my modest goal of $25,000, I will cater the gay pizza wedding of the highest donor with the menu above. If I reach my stretch goal of $842,592, I will even consider catering a heterosexual pizza wedding.
My goal is simply to help cater one gay pizza wedding as strangers seek to destroy gay pizza.
Memories Pizza took a stand for their rights: to not offer their small town brand of marital pizza to homosexual lifemates. And people across the country responded, sacrificing their nightly case of Blatz or week's worth of hood bleach to salvage the livelihood of these struggling business owners--to the tune of nearly $850,000.
This is why I would also like to throw my hat in the ring of not catering gay pizza weddings. That said, I do not have the facilities to cater a gay pizza wedding. I do not have the necessary tools such as gay pizza cutters, gay ovens, or gay bread flour. I do not have a gay pizza restaurant nor any pizza ingredients, be they hetero- or homosexual (or anything in between, like fresh mozzarella--that stuff just can NOT be labeled, am I right?).
This is really an unfortunate scenario for everyone involved, be they gay, Christian, or simply a fan of independently run pizza establishments with gay and Christian paraphernalia as decorations. Why is it unfortunate, you ask? Well, it turns out that I am a great cook. I've even made a few pizzas in my life. None of them have turned out gay, so far, but here's hoping.
Were the opportunity to arise where I could make close to a million dollars from like-minded individuals in order to cater a gay pizza wedding, I would certainly consider it. In fact, I even have a gay pizza menu already prepared:
If I reach my modest goal of $25,000, I will cater the gay pizza wedding of the highest donor with the menu above. If I reach my stretch goal of $842,592, I will even consider catering a heterosexual pizza wedding.
My goal is simply to help cater one gay pizza wedding as strangers seek to destroy gay pizza.
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Eli Mae
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Madison, WI
