Expedition to Prove Flat Earth

$330.0M goal

Campaign created 10 months ago

            The powers that be have lied to us for long enough! The world is flat and we the human species are aware and completely sane in spite of the insane deceptions cast upon us! It is time to do something about this travesty and reveal the truth beyond Antarctica’s magical, mystical Ice Wall. By funding this expedition you can take part. When enough funds are raised I will personally book passage on one of many Cruise lines that will take me to the forbidden South Pole! Along the way I will recruit a legion of ninja’s, acquire state of the art cloaking technology, train penguins to seek and destroy; and together my band of heroes will do the unthinkable! We will breach the impassable Ice Wall and make contact with those on the other side that have colluded to keep the masses deceived with the idea of a globe Earth.

Due to the fact that they are probably really, really advanced and so are the weapons they have we probably won’t push the issue too much, however we fully intend to boldly take selfies with them, visit the gift shop and do our best to bring back some postcard or something that has a picture of the flat disc Earth on it. In the off chance that we don’t reach the goal we have set with this fundraiser; we will probably just check out the Florida Keys or something…maybe have a drink with one of those little umbrellas in it as we watch the sun not set on a beach somewhere. So what do you say? Help make history! Donate today!
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$330.0M goal

Campaign created 10 months ago
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