After a lovely introduction to the University of Cape Town a year ago I began to receive odd looking pink slips on my car window charging me an UNGODLY amount of money to park in spots I am technically "not allowed to park in".
These gentle reminders have added up and after being clamped today the University has just let me know that I owe enough money to start a small family and flee the country. ( A University record )
Traffic control have refused to discount me on this achievement which has led me to reach out in an awfully embarrassing way for your help.
I've kicked off this round of donations by contributing toward all of my (actual) felonies. I plead with you to donate toward the remaining R14 110 (which has to do with me not having a funny looking parking disc of the elite)
If we manage to reach the target I will be doing a full loop around campus in my underwear, whilst all extra funds collected will be forwarded to the Carecruisers non-profit who feed the homeless homies in the Cape Town CBD.