So, there's been a lot of crap that we've had to deal with over the past (almost) three years and unfortuantely, this comes with one last, heafty tax to the tune of $7000.
That said, we are intending to have a Party!
This party is to help us all who have suffered in silence.
This party is to help part ways with old lives and the trauma.
This party is to help celebrate the real truth in love.
This party is to celebrate an epic union.
This party is for you all as much as it is for us. I'm holding this for our friends and family who have stood by us for so long, silent about it all.
Everyone who donates at least $20 to this party is invited, thought to make it great, mores-the-better. It will be a night of good food, good drink, time in nature, fires, and remembrance.
20% of those donations go straight to this party, the rest go to help pay this idiot tax I've got. If by some crazy karma justice fairy's good will, that value exceeds $7000, we'll start rolling that over into my partner's debt, left by her equally malicious ex-spouse at the same rate.
The date for this wonderful event is currently scheduled for
You all have been so increadibly helpful to me so far, I want to repay the kindness to you.
If we raise
$100 - small, intimate party, BYOB.
$500 - We'll bring some food for peeps, and get some beers
$1000-We'll cater some food ($200 dollar party)
$2000-Get some pavilions and stuff
$3000- We'll cater some better food, and get some Kegs
$4000-We'll try and get some live music
$5000+-Upgrades all around to the above ($1000 dollar party) Open bar? Psychic tandem war elephants? Moon bounce? Ball pits? WHO KNOWS!!!!!
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