Our favorite president is in trouble. We've all seen the stories; he's broke, and the tax man cometh. Help me raise next year's tax bill for our dear leader. It's probably not going to be more than $750, so hopefully we can join together and help him out, as he's got too much else on his mind to be dealing with this enormous burden.
How many more rallies could he be doing if he didn't have to sweat the $750 bill coming due? How many more rounds of golf could he play (and so richly deserves) if he didn't have the IRS boogie man hounding him?
Let's give the man a (tax) break, and let him get back to really working for our (or maybe someone else's) country.
(All proceeds will be donated to the ACLU Foundation, helping to address the most pressing civil liberties issues of our time; including criminal justice, voting rights, reproductive rights, LGBTQ rights, immigration, free speech, women's rights, and basically undoing everything this corrupt loser has been inflicting on us all.)
- Heidi Craun