Thats not the real reason at all. Well the Rae and I getting married part is.
Social convention says that since we are getting married you are obligated to give us a gift. We had the hardest time setting up a registry because we have most all the things we need.
Then we got to thinking, and came up with a couple things that we do need: a house and a honeymoon.
So here is your chance to be part of something incredible. You have the opportunity to help us with achieving one of our dreams: to be home owners and going on a supremely awesome honeymoon that we will send "wish you were here, Jerk" post cards from and they will look amazing on your fridge next to Timmy's math test.
Still not convinced? Well heres a few pictures that may sway you.
We really do take adorable to the next level Dont we. And for good measure here is a picture of a mastiff named Wesley. He benefits from this too by the way, He will get a fabulous new back yard to rule. Dont worry tho, he is a kind ruler.
Anyway. If you can help, thank you, you are amazing. I mean that. All those awful rumors about you arent true either, except that one. You are my favorite human. If you cant, no worries, Im putting on a wedding and completely understand not having extra.
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