Therapy for Mr. Dough Man

Hello, my name is Sargeezy Baghhhhhhhban and I'm clinically retarded. My hobbies include fortnite, performing continuous U-turns, taking my steering wheel off while driving, and selling phallic shaped knives. I am in need of emotional support and need a psychologist to explain my erratic behaviors. I also need money to get V-bucks because it diminishes my inflated ego everytime my younger brother gifts me stuff from the item shop. I have tried to make money by working at walmart but they fired after 2 weeks when I blew all my money on lights for my car. I have also attemtped to detail peoples dads shoes but business is very dry in my area. I also need some money to buy cement so I can make my 1924 BMW, which is built for high speed maintenance, faster. This money will be very well spent thank you for your donations.


  • Anonymous 
    • $10 
    • 13 d


Meesach Alkhas 
Turlock, CA
  • #1 fundraising platform

    People have raised more money on GoFundMe than anywhere else. Learn more

  • GoFundMe Guarantee

    In the rare case something isn’t right, we will work with you to determine if misuse occurred. Learn more

  • Expert advice, 24/7

    Contact us with your questions and we’ll answer, day or night. Learn more