T.H.E. M!ission Fundz: Fund1: Foundate-iN! (Exps.)

☆☆LETS DO SOME HORSETRADING!!☆☆

BECAUSE THIS PATRIOTIC PROJECT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME,...

I'LL GIVE YOU UP TO 5 TIMES THE VALUE FOR YOUR SUPPORT.


When people start charitable and giving projects, expenses abound.

I see TWO APPROACHES: 1) the normal "take those expenses out

of the project" (thus limiting usable funds for the effort) accounting

-OR- 2) what I'm doing, which is "earning the upstart admin cost

ELSEWHERE. " (With God,...Begging is NOT an option, nor necessary!)

So I'm gonna ask YOU to give to our efforts within T.H.E. M!ission, but...


TRADE ME VALUE-FOR-VALUE HERE SO I CAN RAISE THE FUNDS

TO COVER MY OWN FOUNDATIONAL COSTS AND START-UP

EXPENSES...FROM OUTSIDE OF OUR M!ISSION.


I'll be searching for 5 PATRONS EACH MONTH.

On a "first give, first choice" basis, Patrons will choose from 5 "rewards."

If YOU CONTRIBUTE $1111, YOU MAY TAKE IN TRADE ONE of these,

in an Exchange-for-Value:

1) TX BBQ PARTY Pitmaster/Chef & "SELF-Catering(c) Consultant"

for up to 111# Folk Guest List. (Does NOT include food cost / bev.)

Enjoy Wood-Smoked Brisket & Full Menu from My Houston BBQ.

[Retail Value: $2222.];

2) TapQi(tm) PRIVATE INSTRUCTIONAL CLASS (FOR 1 or 2) taught

in person over class 2 Sessions and 2 Months of direct support.

[Retail Value: $2222.];

3) PRIVATE TRAINING FOR DOGS, includes 3 Months of Training

Sessions & 33 Trainer Walks & First-Edition copy of the Course

"The 3 kNOw Method(c)" AND 3 Months of Membership in Our

DogParents(tm) Online Support Group.

[Retail Value: $3333.];

4) FUNL-MARKETING(c) FOR YOUR BUSINESS, includes RESULTS.

We do a Business Targeting Consultation; Sales/Lead-Marketing

"FunL-Making," Split-Testing, Finalizing & Scaling; Managing (vs. %);

Advertising Creation & Social Media Marketing. (Content Creation

is seperate.) [Add 4-to-11% of Online Revenue-generated.]

[Retail Value: $4444 + 4-to-11% of REV-gen`d.)]

5) Name-A-Trade, up to $5555 in Retail Value, and IF "Approved by Me,"

Proposal Project will done for the same $1111 Contribution.

[Retail Value: up to $5555.]


Thanks for Your Consideration!!

Stanley "Steamer" LeCarpentier

Aka., Stan-The-HuMan(tm)

Founder of T.H.E.(tm) M!(tm)ission(c)

Creator of "PTSD Fund 22(c)" (ptsd.fund)

1st Sensei of TapQi(tm)

Chair-man at TrailTrikes.com/TrikeForce(c)


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