T.H.E. M!ission Fundz: Fund1: Foundate-iN! (Exps.)
☆☆LETS DO SOME HORSETRADING!!☆☆
BECAUSE THIS PATRIOTIC PROJECT IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME,...
I'LL GIVE YOU UP TO 5 TIMES THE VALUE FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
When people start charitable and giving projects, expenses abound.
I see TWO APPROACHES: 1) the normal "take those expenses out
of the project" (thus limiting usable funds for the effort) accounting
-OR- 2) what I'm doing, which is "earning the upstart admin cost
ELSEWHERE. " (With God,...Begging is NOT an option, nor necessary!)
So I'm gonna ask YOU to give to our efforts within T.H.E. M!ission, but...
TRADE ME VALUE-FOR-VALUE HERE SO I CAN RAISE THE FUNDS
TO COVER MY OWN FOUNDATIONAL COSTS AND START-UP
EXPENSES...FROM OUTSIDE OF OUR M!ISSION.
I'll be searching for 5 PATRONS EACH MONTH.
On a "first give, first choice" basis, Patrons will choose from 5 "rewards."
If YOU CONTRIBUTE $1111, YOU MAY TAKE IN TRADE ONE of these,
in an Exchange-for-Value:
1) TX BBQ PARTY Pitmaster/Chef & "SELF-Catering(c) Consultant"
for up to 111# Folk Guest List. (Does NOT include food cost / bev.)
Enjoy Wood-Smoked Brisket & Full Menu from My Houston BBQ.
[Retail Value: $2222.];
2) TapQi(tm) PRIVATE INSTRUCTIONAL CLASS (FOR 1 or 2) taught
in person over class 2 Sessions and 2 Months of direct support.
[Retail Value: $2222.];
3) PRIVATE TRAINING FOR DOGS, includes 3 Months of Training
Sessions & 33 Trainer Walks & First-Edition copy of the Course
"The 3 kNOw Method(c)" AND 3 Months of Membership in Our
DogParents(tm) Online Support Group.
[Retail Value: $3333.];
4) FUNL-MARKETING(c) FOR YOUR BUSINESS, includes RESULTS.
We do a Business Targeting Consultation; Sales/Lead-Marketing
"FunL-Making," Split-Testing, Finalizing & Scaling; Managing (vs. %);
Advertising Creation & Social Media Marketing. (Content Creation
is seperate.) [Add 4-to-11% of Online Revenue-generated.]
[Retail Value: $4444 + 4-to-11% of REV-gen`d.)]
5) Name-A-Trade, up to $5555 in Retail Value, and IF "Approved by Me,"
Proposal Project will done for the same $1111 Contribution.
[Retail Value: up to $5555.]
Thanks for Your Consideration!!
Stanley "Steamer" LeCarpentier
Aka., Stan-The-HuMan(tm)
Founder of T.H.E.(tm) M!(tm)ission(c)
Creator of "PTSD Fund 22(c)" (ptsd.fund)
1st Sensei of TapQi(tm)
Chair-man at TrailTrikes.com/TrikeForce(c)
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