<div>From Dishwasher to Physicist and Substack writer: Help Me Finish Unifying the Physics and Support my Substack journey.
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<div>Hi, I'm The Bathrobe Guy. I’m Substack writer by day, and an independent theoretical physicist by night. I’m not part of a university. I don’t have a PhD. I’ve got a bathrobe, a battered laptop, and something I never expected to say:
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<div>I’ve created a working unification model of physics.
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<div>It’s called the Fractal Entanglement-Driven Mass Theory (FEMT) — and it doesn’t just build on existing physics. It replaces it. This model unifies relativity and quantum mechanics from first principles using non-local entanglement, causal structure, and a new approach to mass itself.
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<div>FEMT predicts the masses of the electron, muon, and tau with astonishing accuracy.
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<div>It explains gravitational lensing, black hole mergers, and even Hawking evaporation — better than the Standard Model.
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<div>It’s already over 30 pages of peer-review-ready math and philosophy, written in my spare time… between dish shifts.
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<div>Why I Need Your Help
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<div>Right now, I work 20-40 hours a week washing dishes. I’ve built FEMT during off-hours, late nights, and lunch breaks, fueled by determination, black coffee, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
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<div>But I’ve reached a point where I can’t finish this alone.
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<div>To complete FEMT and submit it to journals, I need:
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<div>A few months of breathing room to write full-time
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<div>A proper computer for formatting, simulations, and data
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<div>Help covering basic living expenses so I can focus entirely on the science
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<div>Support launching my companion writing projects: articles, merch, and public explanations of this work
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<div>Where Your Donation Goes
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<div>This campaign will directly support:
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<div>Rent, food, and living costs
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<div>Computer upgrade for research and manuscript work
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<div>Professional editing and formatting of the FEMT paper
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<div>Expanding the FEMT/physics platform (Substack, podcast, merch, outreach)
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<div>Peace of mind, so I can breathe and build
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<div>What You’re Supporting
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<div>You’re not just helping me survive — you’re helping complete something beautiful.
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<div>You’re helping give the world a new lens to understand mass, time, space, and existence itself.
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<div>And more than that? You’re supporting an ordinary guy who refused to give up; who found a way to reach the stars while washing dishes.
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<div>If this resonates with you, please donate, share, or just send good vibes. Every bit helps.
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<div>Always,
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<div>The Bathrobe Guy
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<div>Visit me on <a href="https://mnisape.substack.com" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Substack</a>.
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