If America were a high-tension electric wire, US President Donald Trump is like a wild turkey that perched on the wire.
The turkey dances, and so does the wire.
And that, my friends, is the virtual image of what we have been undergoing since the campaign that brought about the election of Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America.
James Comey's “Higher Loyalty”, Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury” and Bandy X. Lee's "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump" were all attempts at finding the real Donald Trump mainly through secondary sources.
The definitive Donald Trump can only come from the man himself.
And that is what “The Secret Letters of President Donald Trump aged 71¾” has accomplished. It brings you to the man while at the same time bringing the man to you.
“The Secret Letters of President Donald Trump aged 71¾” will surprise his friends and detractors with equal vigor and make any reader laugh.
So please make America laugh again… support the publication of “The Secret Letters of President Donald Trump aged 71 3/4”.
Hi! I write with the pen name Rudolf de Passe. I’m a New York City based satirist. I closely watched the media coverage of Donald J. Trump before he was elected president. Since he became president, I have observed the shaking up of the norms of Washington DC, America and beyond. It is very unsettling to so many. But it shouldn’t be that way. As someone who grew up under dictators, I can see President Trump’s soul from afar.
What is this book about?
I received an email from a faceless person using the email address Wiseguysatire@..... “This is your lucky day,” the email screamed. Wiseguy started to send me encrypted letters that President Donald Trump has written to figures as varied as Barack Obama, Kim Jong-un, Oprah Winfrey, Fred Trump, Rex Tillerson, Stormy Daniels, Pope Francis, Martin Luther King Jr., God, Michael Cohen, Hillary Clinton, Allah, Ivanka Trump, Nelson Mandela, Mark Cuban, Emmanuel Macron, Prince Harry and many others. The letters run across a spectrum of extremities, but they are authentic Trump, unfiltered, unplugged, unhinged and full of revelations. They are unsparing in their honesty and insight about a president who has disrupted the hell out of Washington, DC. They are bracing, brash and wickedly funny, in every sense of the expression.
You have watched Donald Trump speak. You have read Donald Trump’s tweets. Now imagine what his secret letters to selected individuals on his obsessive radar would be like
Would you please consider supporting the publication of this quirky and irreverent spoof of perhaps the most contentious president in America’s history? I need your help…
· Contains 26 satirical letters of President Donald Trump to Barack Obama, Kim Jong-un, Oprah Winfrey, Fred Trump, Rex Tillerson, Stormy Daniels, Pope Francis, Martin Luther King Jr., God, Michael Cohen, Hillary Clinton, Allah, Ivanka Trump, Nelson Mandela, Mark Cuban, Emmanuel Macron, Prince Harry, John McCain, Rosie O’Donnell, Chris Mathews, Kanye West, Vladimir Putin, Gen. Michael Flynn, Barron’s teacher, Melania Trump, Miss Thing.
· 6x9 paperback book (also available in eBook format)
· Around 160-180 pages
· Full color front, spine and back cover
15% of the profit from the book sales will go directly to organizations going on medical missions to remote parts of Africa where medical care is unavailable.
A book is written for a community – a community of readers. Traditional publishing is based on a model that takes its time to decide what readers want. Then, it offers the book to readers with the hope that they want it. Wouldn’t it be better to give the community of readers an opportunity to affirm, with their support, if a particular book is something they want to read before it is produced? More importantly, crowdfunding allows the writer to tell the story as he imagined it without undue external restraints.
Any contribution you make will go straight into the project. We need $9,900 to complete the production of the book.
The $9,900 we hope to earn will pay for:
· $1,000.00 - Editing
- We will have the book professionally edited
· $500.00 – Design, layout, & Illustration
· $2,500 – Audio recording for audio version.
· $4,000 - Printing & Production.
- This will cover the cost of our initial print run of 1000 copies.
· $1,900 – Marketing & Promotions
- This includes the crowdfunding fee, fiscal sponsorship, isbn #, copyright fee, flyers etc.
If I reach my goal, “The Secret Letters of President Donald Trump aged 71¾” would be printed and ready for worldwide distribution before the midterm elections of November 6, 2018.
Other ways you can help
Help me spread the word! Use this link to share on social media and email: goFundMe/Trump’s Secret Letters
Thank you so much for all of your support. We would not be able to complete this project without it!!!
All my Love,
Rudolf de Passe
A thank you note from the author!
Receive an electronic copy of the book to enjoy on your eReader of choice along with a thank you note. Thank you!
Receive one print copy of the book and an electronic copy, plus a thank-you note. Thanks!
Receive two print copies of the book and an electronic copy, PLUS an Audio version of the book.
Receive four print copies of the book and an electronic copy, PLUS two Audio version of the book.
Receive everything from the 5th Station PLUS three audio version of the book.
Receive everything from the 6th Station PLUS a copy of every other Wiseguy Satire Series book published in the future and dinner in New York City with the author. (Dinner does not include airfare and lodging) You literally made the author’s part of America smile. THANK YOU!