Save @ThorTheLover's Manhood

I was the runt of a bullmastiff litter and I started my life ruff! I was not aggressive enough to fight for feeding and the breeder was just going to let me die. I was put aside for a few days and was rescued by my pop, Charley, who raised me with a bunny, an akita-chow, and a shiba inu.

When I was 2, Pop had a heart-attack while we were on our nightly walk. It was hours before anyone discovered us, but I made sure the coyotes didn't bother his body. Mika took me after the funeral and I came down to Los Angeles to a new home and new friends.

I got my myspace and twitter handle because I am gentle and love everybody who isn't a jerk.  In fact, a bird fell out of its nest and while my mom fed it crushed mealworms and its wing got better, I watched over it for weeks before it was strong enough to fly away.

I love my humans and love my "pack-time"...

My favorite passtimes are napping.... rides...
...and chasing squirrels and skunks. Skunks always win.

In August 2014, I laid down in chewing gum a kid spat in my courtyard.  Mom got most of it out, but left a few clumps on my sensitive underside. She saw the clump of fur on my foreskin and thought it was more gum. A few weeks later, it was bleeding and she thought I bit into my foreskin trying to get the gum off, but it turned out to be a malignant MELANOMA nodule...on my d!ck, of all places. (._.,) They found more on my foot, my face, my hind quarters.

My mom has had to quit working in the entertainment business because of lupus complications and a spine injury from a car accident. She started a new job that does not make anything close the kind of money we are used to, but she is much happier...but then this happened.

We were initially quoted $5700 for surgery and $14k for chemotherapy and radiation, but because there were so many sites they had to break up the surgeries into 4, so that none of the surgica sites would rub up on each other. If every human who knows me and my mom on Twitter and Facebook donated $1, I will be able to keep my manhood! We know times are tight, but if you could at least share my profile to people who love animals, I promise to give them slobber kisses when I see them!

*Anything over what my treatment does not use will be refunded.*

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Mika Tan 
Los Angeles, CA
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