Profitz are down help $ plz

Help me keep profitz plz, I’m firing baristas cuz not enough $$$ for yacht. My yacht is a lil rusty so I need new 1 soon. My baristaz aren’t working hard enough tho so I need to fire a bunch and maybe they’ll learn they lessonz. Keep profitz high stonks go up. Plz give me ur money so I can buy new yacht. I’ll still fire baristas cuz they not selling enough coffees tho but it’s okay the government will  pay them free moneyz


  • faith Coulter 
    • $5 
    • 27 d


Kevin Johnson 
Schenectady, NY
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