Greetings, warriors of Server 1808.

I come before you today not merely as a player…

but as the comic book writer,

the Discord admin,

the keeper of channels,

the moderator of memes,

and—tragically—

a very lonely duck.

Yes.

A duck.

While others march into battle as whales, leviathans of credit card might, I waddle alone. My quacks echo in the void. My power grows slowly. Too slowly. And yet… I dream.

I dream of a day when this humble duck ascends.

When feathers are reforged into fins.

When quack becomes splash.

When duck becomes… WHALE.