Camera and lens loss at the beach

Hi everyone,

So recently I lost all my camera gear due to an unforseen accident/stolen. Unfortunately, I was too ignorant (maybe cheap also) to apply for a personal articles insurance policy at an insurance company, which would have covered the loss of all my camera gear for a very small yearly fee, so instead I'm going to try and get random people on the internet to pity me to help pay for my stupidity instead.

That's right, instead of taking personal responsibility for my mistake, I will rely on the kindness of strangers to help me with this non-life changing event. Thanks!!!!