Pandemic Pony Please!

Friends and soon to be friends,

This year has been an absolute, gut-wrenching hellscape and it seems like there is no relief in sight. Isolated, alone, scared, and desolate, I've been wracking my brain, trying to think what...IF...there was anything that could resurrect any crumb of hope that might reside in me.

- An effective COVID vaccine?
- A Democratic landslide?
- A fourth season of Netflix's GLOW?

And then, through the misty brain fog, it appeared. The answer to my prayers!

I WANT A PANDEMIC PONY! I NEED A PANDEMIC PONY!

But not just for me. This is the Pandemic Pony that my neighborhood needs right now, and I sure as hell wouldn't keep it all to myself.

If you help fund my Pandemic Pony campaign, your generous donations would go towards housing, food, utilities, and general care of Pandemic Pony. It's glossy hide, bright shining eyes, and positive demeanour would forever bring delight to children and adults alike.

Pandemic Pony is the hero we need right now. The hero I need right now. So please, whatever you can donate would be a blessing.
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