Help Me Catch the Unicorn

I believe that full-time jobs are unicorns. There are lots of stories of people who've seen them and caught them. I've even thought I've seen one off in the distance a few times. I've gotten so close I thought I could touch it. But I never catch one. They are always just a part-time job horse in disguise, making false promises.
But this is my year. I am determined. I will catch that unicorn! 
Unicorn hunting doesn't come cheap. And years of piecing together part-time teaching and retail jobs does not bring much of a savings. That old "it takes money to make money" thing is true.
I am applying for jobs at schools all over the country, in hopes that spreading a wider net will yield better chances of a catch. The challenge that presents itself is being able to travel to interviews if and when they come. At this moment, when I get the call, I will not be able to go. My dear 1992 Pathfinder isn't safe for travelling out of town, so I'll need the cost of travel and lodging.
My second challenge is getting my transcripts if they are requested. I still owe Bob Jones University $1250. They will not release my transcripts unless I pay them the balance. As an educator, these are usually asked for.
Will you help me make these interviews a possibility? Will you help me catch that unicorn?