Because i can use your money better than you

Hey guys,

First of all I wanna say that all these UK mfs want me to go link them and I’m one tired ass sleeping beauty who doesn’t work which means I don’t have enough money to make their dreams come true. And money is the only thing stopping me from linking these angry mandem.


So all of you should just fund my trips because I can use your money better than you. I don’t smoke, drink, do shisha or waste money on fakedesigners like all of you gimps. 

Today is a great chance for you to prove your worth and give a meaning to your existence by donating me your fckn money and all that is happening just by a few taps on the screen. 

Anyways this should be enough to make all your eyes tear up by now if you aren’t one stupid ass heartless bitch. 

On that note, safe and salams to all my Gs whoare participating. The rest, go make money for me. 

JazakAllah Khair
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